Confessions of a Teenage Freak

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suckmygenitals:

lokimenow:

emkaymlp:

the gifs didnt load so it just looked like the stairs were talking to the trees

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why am i laughing so hard at this

i’ve seen this so many times and i cry every time

(Source: brokenthimble)

we-cant-giggle-its-a-crimescene:

crystallizedclarity:

bloodyeleven:

peonymoonflower:

transphobictrans:

teruterus:

why hate on trans boys when you can hate on cis boys

why hate on anyone when you can grow up and spread some positivity instead

Why hate people when you can hate humidity

Why stop at humidity when you can hate mosquitoes?

i fuckin hate mosquitoes

that’s the spirit

sasstiel-sassbutt:

arasellle:

justheroverthere:

I’m the person who knows their Hogwarts house but not their blood type

I know mine. it’s

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pureblood

this post just got 209348451 times better okay

(Source: hufflepuffinthetardis)

arise-chicken:

intellectualbadarse:

HOLY SHIT SIGNAL BOOST

OKAY OKAY OKAY so you know how certain men are SCARED of testicular cancer checks??? Having a stranger grab their balls? They could do this instead!!!

arise-chicken:

intellectualbadarse:

HOLY SHIT SIGNAL BOOST

OKAY OKAY OKAY so you know how certain men are SCARED of testicular cancer checks??? Having a stranger grab their balls? They could do this instead!!!

(Source: srsfunny)

1boo:

greencrook:

The first time someone tried to steal my bag in the subway I panicked and I broke his arm with an umbrella and since then none of my friends will let me forget about this.
If you think this was a badass moment you need to remember I’m 5 ft and my bag was a Lucky Star bag and I was crying while hitting someone much bigger than me repeatedly with a frog-shaped umbrella. 

you are my hero

perfectshapes:

never-a-clever-username:

fandom-weirdo1:

kateinator359:

noctuj:

i-dont-know-what-fandom-im-in:

cheezzpanda:

I’ve got a lot of free time so

EVERY PERSON who reblogs this will get a gif that corresponds to their url in their submit thingy. 

every person. 

no, like, every person. 

I WANT IT

i’d like to see you try, man

SHE DID IT

Try me.

Its got over 117,000 notes.  Let’s see if it works!

Im not sure If I want to believe this or not

(Source: phantomoftheimpala)

monobeartheater:

verylittlebird:

a magician asks you to pick a card - any card, in fact. you do. they ask you to put the card back in the pack - anywhere in the pack, in fact. you do. they walk away. ten years later, your wife gives birth to the six of clubs. “is this your card?” the midwife asks, in a familiar voice.

what the fuck

the-lonely-scottish-guy:

silent-cannibal:

absolut-niemand:

In Germany we don’t say “I don’t care” we say “Das ist mir Wurst” which roughly translates as “This is sausage to me” I think that’s beautiful.

no you don’t understand we actually do say that

i crashed my car into a bridge

THIS IS SAUSAGE TO ME

(Source: absolutniemand)

sluttyoliveoil:

life hack

(Source: poyzn)

davidandthat:

agentdoubleoheaven:

STORY TIME KIDS. Lucas Grabeel who played Ryan Evans was 100% for making Ryan canonically gay, and spoke to Kenny Ortega at length to get Ryan to at least hold hands with a male student in the final scene. Grabeel is straight but thought it was so important for Disney viewers to see gay characters on TV, knowing that the HSM3 viewership was age 11+, when kids may start thinking about who they’re attracted to a bit more. basically Disney gave Lucas a flat out no and as a response wrote in Ryan’s relationship with Kelsi last minute (as speculation was already flying around about Kelsi being a lesbian). so even though disney screwed them over ortega told grabeel that he could do whatever he liked in the blooper reel and they’d include it in the DVD. hence above.

I reblog this every time its on my dashboard and I’m not even approaching embarrassed. 

(Source: tookmyworldwithyou)